Zombie Hummingbird Attack Caught on Camera Canvas Print

You have to be quick or wearing a face mask to avoid these nasty hummers. They're darker in color than a regular hummingbird, and show more of a drab olive green over parts of their body. Otherwise, they're identical to a broad-billed hummingbird. They will attack at the ear, the eye, or they will even try to fly up your nose to try to get to your brain. With their sharp beak, they have a better chance than you might imagine at suceeding. Even if they don't succeed, once stabbed by these little monsters, you too will soon join the ranks of the undead. Face mask are highly recommended. They're particularly attracted to red faced fat men, and redheads in general. You have been warned. Oh, one final caution: It is a federal offense to harm any migratory native bird, and no exception is made for Zombie Hummingbirds. Defend yourself at peril of violation of federal law.

I'm a photographer, though sometimes I experiment in other media. My mother was an artist, and on school holidays, when she had classes at the art museum, I got to spend entire days roaming the galleries of the Cincinnati Art Museum. My twin sister is an artist, and my father took up photography about the time I did, when I was in college. I'm also a former machine tool programmer, database analyst, and mathematics and physics teacher, and those things undoubtedly have impact on my perceptions as well, as do my Christian perspective and philosophy. My favorite photographic subjects are hummingbirds, other birds in flight, and scenic beauty as seen in wilderness places, the national parks, and rural locations. As my physical health and...