Zombie Hummingbird Attack Caught on Camera
by Gregory Scott
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Zombie Hummingbird Attack Caught on Camera
Artist
Gregory Scott
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Photograph - Photograph
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You have to be quick or wearing a face mask to avoid these nasty hummers. They're darker in color than a regular hummingbird, and show more of a drab olive green over parts of their body. Otherwise, they're identical to a broad-billed hummingbird. They will attack at the ear, the eye, or they will even try to fly up your nose to try to get to your brain. With their sharp beak, they have a better chance than you might imagine at suceeding. Even if they don't succeed, once stabbed by these little monsters, you too will soon join the ranks of the undead. Face mask are highly recommended. They're particularly attracted to red faced fat men, and redheads in general. You have been warned. Oh, one final caution: It is a federal offense to harm any migratory native bird, and no exception is made for Zombie Hummingbirds. Defend yourself at peril of violation of federal law.
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March 27th, 2015
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